a few people: aw your hair is so pretty!!

no one: wtf is wrong with your hair

my mom: ………did you go outside with your hair like that

ghrughruh she’s gonna straighten my hair herself I don’t want her to do it first the flat iron she uses is sucky and it’s gonna dry out my hair becaus e she doesn’t use heat protectant and after I wash my hair and blow dry it and straighten it if I do it again without washing again it’s going to DRY OUT but does she know that no because it’s MY HAIR and I know what to do with it kinda sometimes kinda

and she’s going to use a ton of product so even if for some reason it doesn’t look like a greased-up black mop with brown strands on my head it’ll be really heavy and I don’t like that :-(

and if neither of the above happened it’s going to look exactly like it does now because hey I already straightened my hair myself and I’m not stupid I’m pretty sure I get the concept I have to divide my hair into a billion tiny sections and then you put the hair between the two heated plates…..and slowly pull the flat iron away from my head

wow maybe I’m doing something wrong idk man why don’t you tell me instead because I don’t want you to touch my hair leave me alone it’s the only thing I HAVE

long rant about my hair